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Updated November 12th, 2019 at 15:45 IST

Bala: Best dialogues from the film starring Ayushmann, Yami, and Bhumi

Bala starring Ayushmann Khurrana, Yami Gautam, and Bhumi Pednekar has released in the theatres; here are some of the best dialogues from the recent release

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Bala starring Ayushmann Khurrana, Yami Gautam, and Bhumi Pednekar has released in the theatres. Based on premature balding, the movie has received positive reviews. According to reports, it is doing great at the box office. Let's take a look at some of the best dialogues from the film. Spoiler Alert!

Best dialogues from Bala

Yeh hai hamaare pramukh akhbaaron ke matrimonial ads padhaai, likhai jaati prajaati sab baadmein ….Sirf gori ladki chahiye…in short jo gora hai woh sundar hai…

 

Bachchan bhaiyaa hum school mein hero the hero…. Amitabh Bachchan Avtar Gill ke role mein kaise jee sakta hai..

 

Job mein demote ho jaate hain...Mimicry mien flop ho jaate hain.....Bachpan ki girl-friend chhod ke chali jaati hai....Sundar ladki se baat karte hua...phat-ti hai..hamaari.....Lagta hai...hasegi hum pe dekh ke yaar

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Hair loss nahi…identity loss ho raha hai hamaara..

 

Hastamaithun (Masturbation) aur S*x main farak hota hai be..

 

Jitne wicket, bicket bache hai naa, unke rehte hi apni inning bacha lo..

 

Aaj tumhaare papa tumhe BAAL gift kar rahe hai beta..

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Bala …naam toh sunaa hoga…? Nahi sunaa…Toh fir aaj ek zindagi aur jeelon…ek naam aur jaan lo..kya pata KAL HO NAA HO..

 

Hume lagta hai tum ek film ho ..hume darr lagta ki din achanak iss film ka the end ho jayega. Hum koi film nahi hai..baby…hum toh Ekta Kapoor ka serial hai..

 

Itne bade ***** ko itni sundar ladki dil dedis..

 

Jab 8 saal ki bachchi ko ‘Kala’ bola jata hai, koi nahi samajh sakta usko kya feel hota hai..

 

Hamne phaisla kar liya hai....partyaropan karwayegen......Usse achcha toh...tumhara ye taapu hai bhiaya..jo sir mein lagakar gumte ho pura din

 

Arre use acha toh tumhaara yeh Thaapu hai bhaiyaa..jo sir mein lagaayen ghumte ho pura din..

 

Hum kale hain ya jaise hain, hum theek hain..humari Zindagi ka faisla sirf hum karenge..

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Hume confession karna hai..hum bata denge ki hum ganje hai..

 

Confession karenge? Christian hai aap?

 

Hair Transplant ke liye tumhaare chaati..haath.. aur daadhi ke baal bahut kam hai …ab bas ek hi jagah  hai..

 

Thoda curly types ghungralu hogne baal...Haa Malinga cut chal rha hai...Aaj kal Bahiaya

 

Jhan* Ka Bal sir pe lagaane ko bol rha hai..aadami...Hum nahi karwayegen

 

Itni zor se maarenge ki ek baar tippa kha ke seedhe Phoolbagh pahonchoge!

 

Hum pyaar nahi hai tumhara..rebound hain..

 

Badalna Kyun Hai

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Published November 12th, 2019 at 08:10 IST

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