Boris Johnson: ‘Terrifying limbless chickens’ but little Brexit

Things the beleaguered British Prime Minister said in his astonishing speech to the U.N. General Assembly on September 24 night: “Pink-eyed Terminators from the future.” ″Terrifying limbless chickens.” ″Your fridge will beep for more cheese.” Things Boris Johnson didn’t address with any substance: Brexit (though he mentioned it in a quip). The British court ruling earlier in the day that said he acted illegally by dissolving Parliament. The take-no-prisoners politics that some say are threatening his premiership and undermining his influence as Britain’s leader.

Speech was unexpected

Many didn’t know what to expect Tuesday after the court ruling came down hours before Johnson’s inaugural U.N. General Assembly speech as Prime Minister. But it’s safe to say few anticipated what he dramatically and energetically delivered: a caffeinated screed about the damage that technology can do if misused and the glories it can hand humanity if it is delivered properly. In his notably energetic speech, which ended after 10 p.m. as more than 12 hours of U.N. speeches were inching to their end, Johnson said he was optimistic about technology’s future if humanity finds “the right balance between freedom and control”.

The first potential future that Johnson mapped out was decidedly dystopian, one where technology permeates every corner of human life, and not in a good way. Digital assistants pretending to take orders but, actually watching you and acting against your interests. Computers that decide what you’ll get, where you’ll be allowed to go, who you’ll be.

READ | Iran Deal Should Be Renewed, Says Boris Johnson In United Nations

"You may keep secrets from your friends, from your parents, your children, your doctor - even your personal trainer - but it takes real effort to conceal your thoughts from Google,” he said. “And if that is true today, in future there may be nowhere to hide. That is not, he said, a good thing at all."

“Can these algorithms be trusted with our lives and hopes?” he asked, his delivery staccato and his hands jabbing with emphasis. “Are we doomed to a cold and hard future where a computer says ‘yes’ or ‘no’?” But if things are done right, the prime minister said, a different story could unfold for all of us.“How do you plead with an algorithm? How do you get it to see extenuating circumstances?” he said. “We need to find the right balance between freedom and control.”

The spirited, tech-focused address was extraordinary given that immediately after it, he was to head back early to his home country to face a maelstrom of political problems including the consequences of the court ruling and hearty calls for him to resign as prime minister. 

READ | Thomas Cook: Boris Johnson Admits Government Refused Bailout

One mention of Brexit

In the speech, Johnson mentioned Brexit only once as a pointed aside while recalling the myth of Prometheus, who was chained to a rock by Zeus and sentenced to have his liver eaten out by an eagle for eternity.

 “And this went on forever,” he quipped, “a bit like the experience of Brexit in the U.K, if some of our parliamentarians had their way.”

READ | Boris Johnson, Donald Trump Agree For Bilateral Trade Deal By 2020

But he said that with the right approach one of “freedom, openness and pluralism” — and making sure that such voices are heard loudly “in the standards bodies that write the rules,” humanity can deliver itself to a brighter technological future.

“Together, we must ensure that new advances reflect our values by design,” he said, adding: “I am profoundly optimistic about the ability of new technology to serve as a liberator and remake the world wondrously and benignly. Indeed, in countless respects, technology is already doing just that.” 

Then, his speech over, he headed to the airport. Within the hour, he was flying home.

READ | UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson Will Meet Iran's Rouhani At The UN