Updated January 31st, 2020 at 13:26 IST
Corporate Jargons: People share hilarious 'Office' phrases on Twitter
Corporate Jargons: A Twitter user shared a tweet wherein she asked people to talk about the best phrases used in their office and people shared funny responses
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With every organisational set up having its own corporate jargon to communicate, a Twitter user recently posted a tweet wherein she asked people to talk about their own best phrases used in their office. The question prompted a lot of people to share and a few of them described - "I’m a little confused" as their favourite.
i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.
— delia paunescu (@delia_p)
"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.
what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
this is when i do my "big ask," right?
— delia paunescu (@delia_p)
1) stop falling for nonsense corporate jargon. just say/write what you really mean! professionally, ofc
2) i'm writing a piece about this corporate jargon phenomenon. lmk if you want to publish it!
3) subscribe to my tv newsletter🙏
People share hilarious corporate jargons
“We’ll table that for now” and “let’s sidebar” are fun ways to get shut down in a group chat
— Aoife “Fe” Baker 🦕🐯🧠🌈 (@vivaciousvandal)
Stealing from somewhere but it’s true: “I hope this helps!”=never ask me for anything ever again
— Lala Escargot, collector of curses 🎉 (@guitarpsichord)
"Sorry, I was on mute." - I have no interest in this meeting whatsoever.
— AT&T (@ATT)
“I’m balancing a lot this week” = “Just a quick reminder that I’m not your employee.”
— David Gibb (@DaveWritesJunk)
"Just circling back on this" = "I just need you do answer. A goddamn 'yes' or 'no' will do, JUST ANSWER."
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso)
"Thank you for your patience."
— Hungry for new job (@MonnichiArt)
You were, in fact, everything but patient.
Can’t think of one at the moment. Why don’t we “put a pin in it?” Better yet, let’s “pencil in a date to meet and discuss”.
— Leon Mandel (@mandelino)
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“Please let me know if I can assist any further with this” = “I’m done helping you”
— Matthew Barry (@therealmdbarry)
“I wanted to follow up” - you forgot didn’t you? Didn’t you? Am I a joke to you?!
— Jamie Keller (@Jamie7Keller)
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"Let's take this offline."
— Steve Horton (@tropicalsteve)
We were in a real-life meeting. There's no online or offline.
Guilty! I often say "Sorry for being unclear" when I mean "Christ! How many times do i have to go over this, Mark?"
— Daniel Mccrea (@DanielMccrea_)
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Published January 31st, 2020 at 13:26 IST